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Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by the standards of today despite the date it was entered into the portal nor the author's experience with flash at the time it was made.

Graphics (6) - Graphics could have used some work, but it's not as bad as many of the others I have seen.

Style (7) - It wasn't a horny animal rape video like it usually is so I gave it more points than usual.

Sound (5) - Crazy Bill Bojangler was a soft speaker.

Violence (6) - Kill a Croc.. Kill a... bishmooeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo or something like that...

Interactivity (6) - Controled him in a Frogger-like seen and then you had to fight the croc then had to pick where to go.

Humor (0) - Didn't find it all that funny.

Overall (5) - I average the scores that would count for this portal entry (Graphics, Style, Sound, Interactivity, Humor) and round up the result to give the author a fair enough overall score.

Extra Note: If you click on the chief that pops out behind a tree for a bit while Bill is jabbering at the beginning he will give you a serum he made up from his ground up dick.. eh.. yeah.. It will help you fight the croc.

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date it was entered nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (4) - It was pretty much copied images with effects, but it was still fun.

Style (7) - Shooting game, work on your accuracy. At the end it tells you how many shots were fired, how many enemies were hit, how many enemies were total, and what you shot accuracy was.

Sound (8) - Sound effects and background music.

Violence (1) - You get shot.. they get shot.. not too graphic.

Interactivity (8) - Have to try to hit them before your health runs out.

Humor (0) - None

Overall (7) - I average the scores that would count for the submission together (Graphics, Style, Sound, Interactivity) and round it up to give the author a fair enough overall score.

Shadow Flare's Review

?? This is the same as "pop bitches must die..." Ok, then... *copies last review.. paste..*

Note: I judge portals by the standards of today despite the date the portal entry was added nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - The graphcis were acceptable, but pretty much remained constant except for when a thought bubble came up with a pasted picture of someone.

Style (4) - I thought this was a lame way to deal with a situation so I didn't give it that high of a score in this section.

Sound (6) - Good music and had sound effects.

Violence (8) - Killing pop stars... and Clinton?!

Interactivity (4) - Click. Dead. Click. Dead. Click. Dead. Challenge to this "game," No..

Humor (0) - None

Overall (4) - I average the scores of the areas that would count for this submission (Grahpics, Style, Sound, Interactivity) and round up the results to give the author a fair enough overall score.

Extra Comment: Dude.. this isn't the way to deal with your problems with this situation.. this entry could have gotten deleted, which I understand you didn't care about, but you could have also gotten yourself in deep shit trouble. Try to find other ways to vent without saying things like you want to kill the president (who is not a pop star) so you wont get your ass thrown in prison or something.

Extra Comment II: And you don't need to post this shit twice...

Shadow Flare's Review

Alright, considering the point of this flash I wont do my usual review format (if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about check out my review in my profile... like you care feh...) People make to many game demos. It's very annoying and it's still true today that people don't even make the full version. At first I thought this was a demo.. and I was getting very pissed off. This is a very good point the author is trying to make.

Extra Note: Make *an* loader???

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date it was added nor the author's experience at the time.

Graphics (4) - Not that impressive.

Style (2) - The plot confused me and made me go what the f*#!@... *ahem* excuse me.. what the fuck?!

Sound (4) - Stupid repeating background music, a bad yet amusing voice over in the beginning, and some constipated sounding "monsters".

Violence (2) - Kill the "monsters"

Interactivity (3) - Click click click...

Humor (0) - Hehe... constipation...

Overall (4) - I average the scores that would count for this submission (Graphics, Style, Sound, Interactivity) and round up the result to give the author a fair overall score.

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date it was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - Graphics were well done, but could have used a little more tweeking.

Style (6) - The game concept was interesting. However, five shots were just.. no.. there should have been health power ups, ammo, and whatever else that dropped once in awhile for you to obtain in a certain amount of time before it isn't available... five shots and you are a drug dealer.. no!

Sound (6) - Gun shots and camera shots. Could have used background music and perhaps a scream when someone gets shot.

Violence (2) - You can get shot and you can shoot people.

Interactivity (6) - The controls were confusing but you get use to them after awhile.

Humor (0) - None

Overall (7) - I average and round up all the scores that would be counted for this submission so that the author would have a fair overall score.

Control Notes:

Up-Left: 7
Up-Right: 9
Left: 4
Right: 6
Down-Left: 1
Down-Right: 3
Shoot: 8

No up or down controls. Use numeric pad to make it easier.

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was added nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (4) - Poor. Pasted imaged with little work from the author.

Style (0) - No style to this at all. Just some attempt to have an outlet of hatred and having random people kill him through this game.

Sound (1) - A lame laugh and a gun shot with a little bit of music at the beginning.

Violence (10) - You shoot Grant in the head.

Interactivity (1) - You cycle through a couple of "confidential files" and you click on grant's head to watch it be blown away.

Humor (0) - This was sick.. not funny.

Overall (2) - I average the scores together and round up the result so to give a fair overall score to the author. (Graphics, Style, Sound, Interactivity, Humor)

Note to Author: Get yourself some damn help if you haven't already...

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (10) - The graphics were well done.

Style (7) - Yeah.. Tony kills Pikachu...

Sound (8) - Annoying little background "music" and Pikachu with his stupid little noise and then Tony screams at him and you hear gun shots.

Violence (10) - Pikachu is brutally murdered.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (2) - I just thought Pikachu's stupid little "pikachu!" thing and hopping up and down was a little funny.. thank anyone who is listening he was killed.

Overall (7) - I average and round up the scores of what I would count for this submission together to give the author a fair overall score (graphics, style, sound, humor)

Extra Note: It's not a game, it's a movie.. and please spell properly, the author's comment it really annoying...

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was added nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (10) - Graphics were well done and were even a little like 3D.

Style (10) - He eats.. does drugs.. pukes..

Sound (10) - Easily understandable and has sound effects while eating, drinking, doing drugs and has background music after the acid.

Violence (4) - That was sure a violent puke...

Interactivity (10) - Decide what he is going to eat and feed it to him.

Humor (10) - Oddly enough, I found this funny.. it was extremely disgusting.. but funny..

Overall (10) - I average and round up the scores that would count for the submission to give the author a fair score.

Note: Don't watch this if you are easily sickened.

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date it was entered into the portal nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (6) - The graphics were okay, but still could use much work.

Style (10) - The plot was set and understandable. It was a little confusing and difficult at first but you get the hang of it.

Sound (8) - Sound effects and background music.

Violence (4) - Ash is murdered.

Interactivity (10) - Make choices and battle.

Humor (0) - None

Overall (8) - I average the scores together and round up the results to give the author a fair score.

Extra Note: To defeat a character all you have to do is click on their health and change it.

Death is every man of my stature's Dream. However, my dream is beyond that. Though Death may seem so bitter sweet, I have more in life to live for. I live for my love and my future. To live ever moment as is. Nothing shall ever bring me down..

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