ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TmsT's "Up Skit Creek"]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions according to the standards of today despite the date it was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time of making it.

Graphics (10) - The graphics showed that there was work done to make this flash... and shows they do indeed have much free time.

Style (10) - It was funny.. random, but funny.

Sound (10) - The sound was well done and included music along with dialogue.

Violence (5) - A clown gets murdered by a bore... WEEE! (This does not effect overall score).

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (6) - It was for the most part funny but there were some that just left me sitting there going wtf?

Overall (9) - I average together all the individual scores that would count for the submission and round up the result to give the author a fair enough overall score.

Note: I noticed part way through the movie that there was a control panel at the top left to let you skip forward or back on the scenes or pause the movie.

TmsT responds:

Just a little note.... Interactivity doesn't mean "it was a game". This means that all the buttons worked properly, and that the controls and interface features were easy to use.

(I mentioned the control panel in the description of the movie, see above.)

Cheers for the review! :D

[Afrobot]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by the standards of today despite the author's talents with flash nor the date it was submitted.

Graphics (4) - Poorly done but had more animation than those damn dancing banana videos.

Style (2) - Not much.. bad plot with bad voice acting..

Sound (4) - Crappy voice effects, bad voice ending, and only music was some little bit at the credits.

Violence (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (0) - Holds no humor to it.

Overall (3) - I average together the scores of the parts that would count and round up to give the author a fair enough overall rating.

Television responds:

Just shut up, you humorless toadie.

[The Truth!]

Shadow Flare's Review

Again, I am not going to rate this, just put my input. This is indeed depressing, and quite disturbing. However, I do agree with the views it set forth. Our current president is not fit, and there is truly no question about it. However, you take a bold move in just simply putting these videos on here. I nearly got the shit beaten out of me at my school simply because I don't support Bush and I stated he shouldn't be in office and said nothing more. You question his authority publically with disturbing, graphic images and strong words. I admire you for that. Just watch your back, because there are many Bush supporters who will say every word you say is a lie and will kill you before you make others think elsewise. Those people apparently don't watch the debates (there were plenty of warning signs in the debates before Bush first took office).

Bushflash responds:

Someone had to do it. Someone had to open the ignorant people's eyes!

Thank you for your review.

[Your Tax Dollars at Work]

Dear God...

I'm not going to even bother rating this.. it just leaves me sickened and disturbed.. I really feel like I'm going to be sick... very disturbing images.. however, sadly true..

Bushflash responds:

It's the sad truth man.... The sad truth.

[Quest for the Muffin]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge and review reviews by the standards of today despite the date the submission was created nor the designer's experience with flash at the time of creating the submission.

Graphics: 4 - The graphics were slightly acceptable. However, it did not meet up to the "quota". They were simply done, but there was still some effort put into it. However, to create a good flash, you need to put much effort into it, more than you would like, if you want to win better appreciation.

Style: 2 - The plot of this flash didn't tie in very well. There was really not much of a plot at all. The story line made no sense and was too random. Held no humor nor much interest.

Sound: 3 - Sound effects were provided but they weren't very good. There was no background music to help set the mood and it would have done better with dialogue.

Violence: 0 -Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity: 0 - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor: 0 - I am guessing you are trying to aim to make this flash funny. However, it holds more annoyance than humor. Someone killing a muffin and randomly changing scenery is not funny at all...

Note to author: You have potential, you just need to exercise your design skills as well as your creativity for your plots and humor before really going on to display your work.

green-lotus responds:

'You have potential'
Wow. Thank you.
I am sorry that you werent pleased with it but I'll get better.

[Death From Above]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards, no matter the age of the entry nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (3) - The graphics didn't really have that much work put into them. They seemed kind of lame.

Style (1) - There was one line and a guy crapping on someone... that probably doesn't even deserve a one, I'm just being nice.

Sound (1) - There was one line.. and it was a little faint..

Violence (4) - A lady is killed by a giant piece of falling shit...

Inteactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None, unless you think people crapping on eachother is funny.

Overall (2) - I average to avoid constant zeros... although this probably would well deserve a nice big 0... maybe even a negative number, if that were only possible...

PyroAV responds:

Wow, I didn't think either of the 2 pieces of shit I made still existed. Oh well, they suck.

[Oh canada]

Stick Figures...

If you know me, I hate stick figure flashes unless you can pull it off. And you couldn't at all. To add onto that, the plot was horrible and pointless and wasn't at all funny. And considering I'm planning on moving to Canada when I am old enough and have the money (my relatives infest the United States, Mexico, and I have some England...) and I don't think Canada deserves to be given this crappy flash. What did they do that is so horrible that you need to make a more so horrible flash? Well, at least this was made awhile ago... perhaps your skills and sense of humor has improved since then... or so we all pray...

liquidash responds:

"
Message from ShadowFlare1139:
I lost her... If I don't get her back by February 20th.. then I will kill myself... "
Hope you got her back.
What did canada do to me? nothing. I dont see why everyone thinks this is an anti canada movie. it was made (poorly) as an anti disney film (I hate what disney has become). And I guess I also hate cows.

[Elvis Wannabe (Not Full)]

Hmm..

I think the graphics are rather good but it was short and boring. Perhaps if you extended it, it would be much better.

SHR4PNEL responds:

Rather good, short, boring, I agree.

[This movie is ancient]

Hmm..

Was what the guy said when you selected go home your own description of this movie? If it was, then you are very wise, my friend. The graphics were horrible and the plot was poor. There was really no point to this.

dicky responds:

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[Smith Orders a Burger]

Smith Mobile?

I didn't know Smith had a Smith Mobile... I actually find it quite amusing, but you could work on the graphics a little bit. Then rob a bank so you can buy yourself a new kick ass sound system and a burger.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I hate this cartoon I made.
Seriously.

One of these days its gonna be soooo deleted.
I'm ashamed of it.