ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yankeeville #3 - Farmer..]

Screwing sheep?

People didn't put much effort into their flashes back then, did they? I find it rather disgusting that you made a flash where some guy screws a sheep. The graphics were rather poor and the sounds were a little.. scratchy? I don't know the term to use. This flash was badly planned (if planning was actually used) and was simply horrible.

[Peanut]

True.

This is an old flash but it still holds strongly true. It is indeed frustrating when people submit flashes that are missing frames, sounds, and points. I give you a ten for throwing this into people's faces. I just hope that people don't use this as an example and try to pass off other crappy videos and just use an excuse like you, but when they really have other purposes.. whatever the hell those may be...

[Prison Blues]

*rolls eyes*

The only good part of this flash was the trailer for your upcoming project. The main movie was just lame. Haha.. funny.. he uses that guys socks to wipe his ass.. haha.. not..

[Crazy Bill Bojangler 3]

Lord...

Alright.. a turtle grabs hold of his dick.. funny.. ha.. not.. Graphics are horrible, plot is horrible, this whole series is horrible. Whatever gave you the mind to make these let alone submit them?

[My Cartoon]

Hmm..

Compared to your "Catch Marilyn" flash, this is a step up. However, you have many steps to go before you can be an acceptable flash artist. You should also add a little more point to your flash than having a guy telling the audience that that is his cartoon and then telling them to fuck off.

[Im in Love w/ Mary Jane]

What I like about "Mary Jane"

What I like about weed is that it doesn't clear out of your system. In the long run, you are going to be screwed up because it just keeps building up, building up, and building up. I love how Mary Jane badly effects people. As for the flash, the graphics were rather bad and the point of this was complete ignorance and stupidity. Weed can be used for medicinal reasons but you are an idiot if you decide to light it up for fun. Say bye-bye brain cause you don't seem to need one for this type of flash.

[The Real Matrix]

Oi..

The graphics were pretty good for an old flash movie. However, I fail to find it amusing that Trinity (spelled that way) was farting. At least that damn Morpheus killed himself.. he tend to annoy me.

[Attack of the Killer Dogs]

Some post man is groving to all our love letters..

Sorry, that song was on the radio.. I hate it.. anyways, the graphics really were not that great and I didn't find this flash funny.. I lack to find amusment when dogs or anything is murdering people in a pointless, humorless flash.

[TapeWorm!]

Now he doesn't need to worry about weight.........

You could have done much more with the graphics and plot. It could have had a better sense of humor to it as well as a more structured plot than a fat man swallowing a tape worm that will mutate and try to take over the world...

[Fatman Jones]

*ahem*

Though you may have had fun making this, most of us probably don't have fun watching this. I know I didn't. The most interesting part was shooting the guy in the head, but it pisses me off when people have that type of simple crap.. and when they think they have such an awesome flash cause you get to shoot people without challenge...