ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rednex Intro.]

Shadow Flare's Review

Knuckles1990 is correct... not only is this portal entry crap but this has stolen material.

[Yoda vs. Chewbacca]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (3) - Most of the graphics were taken from somewhere else and had a little bit of effects added to it. There were some that were made by the author, but they were not too good.

Style (2) - It's stupid...

Sound (6) - Dialogue was mostly understandable from Han but not from Yoda. Sound effects were added with the blaster and bow caster.

Violence (8) - Yoda is murdered by Han and Chewbacca.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I don't find fart jokes funny.

Overall (3) - I average the scores that would be counted for the submission together and round it up to give out fair enough scores. (Graphics, style, sound, humor).

Note to Author: You disgraced Star Wars.

[Home with Neo & Trinity]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by the standards of today despite the date the submission was entered nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (9) - I thought they were pretty well done.

Style (7) - The plot was funny but it could have gone on longer.

Sound (10) - There was background music, sound effects, and dialogue that was easily understood.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (6) - I thought it was pretty funny, but like I said before, it could have gone on longer.

Overall (8) - I average the scores that would count for this submission together and round the result up to give out fair scores. (graphics, style, sound, humor)

Extra Comment: I like waffles.

[Ninja Revenge]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date the submission was entered nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (4) - Graphics needed much work. It didn't have enough effort in it especially with the main character who didn't move much. I don't think he floats onto his bed with his arm sticking out like that and sleep in the same position all night...

Style (8) - A ninja avenging his hamster's death and killing Barney while he's at it.. yeah..

Sound (6) - Music and dialogue provided. However, music skipped as did the voices. Bad voice acting as well.

Violence (8) - Killed Barney, the black ninja... and MR. CHUBBLES! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (1) - All I found funny was Mr. Chubbles.

Overall (5) - The rounded up average of the scores that would count for this submission (graphics, style, sound, humor). I do this to give out fair overall scores.

[The L-C Project]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards no matter when the portal entry was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (6) - Graphics were poor. Could have used more work.

Style (0) - I feel by making fun of someone at school like that, it has no style to it.

Sound (6) - Had dialogue and sound effects. However, the dialogue was hard to understand at times.

Violence (10) - Girl gets shot.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - This is tasteless humor...

Overall (3) - I average the scores that would be counted for this submission together and round it up to give a fair score. (Graphics, style, sound, humor)

[Doctor Nerd Explains ep.1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was submitted nor the author's experience in flash at the time.

Graphics (3) - The graphics could have used much work. However, you knew what they were lol

Style (8) - Interesting, Informative, and to the point.

Sound (0) - None

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (3) - Cycle through screens

Humor (0) - None

Overall (6) - I average the scores that I would count for this submission together and round them up (graphics and style).

Extra Comment: Duck tastes good.

[The Disgruntled Ice Cream]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the experience the author has with flash.

Graphics (4) - Graphics were poor... and I don't think Ice Cream trucks can jump like that...

Style (6) - A homicidal and suicidal ice cream man.. ok, there's the plot..

Sound (3) - There was sound effects and dialogue but it was difficult to understand.

Violence (8) - The ice cream man was homicidal as well.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - All I found funny was how horrible this flash was... but I wont count that in the score.

Overall (4) - The averaged scores that I would count for this portal entry rounded up (graphics, style, sound, humor).

[Bentframe Ad - Mike Tyson]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the experience the author has in flash design.

Graphics (4) - The main graphic was a little lame. Tyson's mouth stopped moving towards the end. There was no background.

Style (1) - It was a lame idea but I gave it a one simply because it seemed to have been slightly planned.

Sound (6) - Mostly understandable but at times not.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None

Overall (3) - I average the scores that would count for this portal entry together and round up to give out fair enough scores.

Note to Author: What the hell were you on?

[Paul goes hunting]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the author's experience with flash.

Graphics (4) - Graphics were poor and required much more time and work.

Style (3) - He shoots a bunny... rapes it... cooks it... eats it...

Sound (5) - Background music and gun shots.

Violence (6) - He shot and raped a bunny!!!

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I was more disgusted than humored...

Overall (3) - I average the scores that count for the submission together and round up the result to give out fair enough overall scores.

Note to Author: Bunny raper!!!

Note to Viewer: When you hit play again.. nothing happens (I didn't understand at first). But if you listen closly to the sound you can hear voices behind the background music.. I can't make out what it saying.. probably a subliminal message telling us to rape bunnies.....

[Deus 3]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (5) - Most of the graphics were taken from somewhere else but they fit in well.

Style (7) - Plot was set.. was a little odd, but it was set.

Sound (6) - Background music and sound effect with no voice overs.

Violence (5) - A head gets shot off (this does not count towards the overall score).

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (10) - Special guest, foo'.

Overall (7) - I average the scores that count for the portal entry together and round it up to give out fair enough scores.