ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Twig tha Chicken]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions according to today's standards no matter the date the entry was added to the portal nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - The graphics were rather acceptable.

Style (8) - Some idiot that thought a chicken was a dog... somehow, it seemed a little funny to me...

Sound (4) - Background music and an explosion

Violence (6) - He killed the poor little chicken...

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (4) - Somehow the idiot amused me.

Overall (6) - I average the scores together and round the result up to give the author a more fair overall score. (Graphics, Style, Sound, Humor)

[South Park Spree]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by the standards of today no matter the date it was added nor the experience the author had at the time.

Graphics (1) - The grahpics were mostly taken from screen shots and updated horribly by the author.

Style (1) - It was pointless....

Sound (3) - Some background music and a little bit of ripped off dialogue.

Violence (10) - Cartman goes on a killing spree.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - It was stupid.. and not so stupid that it was funny it was just very stupid...

Overall (2) - I averaged the scores together that count for this submission and rounded it up to give the author a fair enough overall score. (Graphics, Style, Sound, Humor)

[Die Rosie Die!]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date it was added into the portal nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - The graphics were pretty good and done by the author, but it could have used a little more motion.

Style (8) - Rosie got killed.. alright, there's you plot. Some stuff thrown in.. such as the beginning.. Disturbing!

Sound (10) - Used voice samples from the show and wherever the other two were from and it was easily understood.

Violence (10) - Rosie got shot in the head.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (3) - Wasn't all that funny to me but other viewers may say otherwise.

Overall (7) - I average and round up the scores that would be counted for this submission to give the author a fair overall score (graphics, style, sound, humor).

[YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS]

Shadow Flare's Review

This is a funny audio. I don't know how to rate this but I guess back then they didn't have the audio portal. For those who are saying this was stolen, this is an old file. He even says where he got it from in the author's comment. It wasn't stolen from FunnyJunk because I don't even believe it exsisted when he submitted this.

[Stake..And die]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was added nor the author's experience in flash at the time.

Graphics (1) - Stick figures!? I'm sick of people who think they can pull it off with stick figures! This was horrible!

Style (0) - This flash deserves that many style points... this was horrible...

Sound (1) - Music... then no music..

Violence (3) - The stick figure got hit by a car..

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I'm pissed.. not humored..

Overall (1) - I average the scores together and round the result up to give the author a reasonable overall score (graphics, style, sound, humor).

Note to Author: If you submit something, be sure that it doesn't have stick figures. Give it a plot, give it a point. And learn to compress your files cause this shouldn't be as large as it was...

[Pokemon:The 1st Bloodshed]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was added nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (1) - The graphics were very poor.

Style (1) - Lame plot and the text went by too fast.

Sound (0) - Sound.. needs sound.. no sound.. needs sound..

Violence (0) - No visible violence.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - Text went by too fast to know if I would be humored or not.

Overall (1) - I average the scores that would count for this submission together and then round the result up to give a fair score to the author (graphics, style, sound, humor).

Note to the Author: At least now you know better. Don't your past mistakes get to you. If you want, you can try to practice with flash and submit something once you get better. I'm sure now that you are older, wiser, and have better tastes you now have the potential.

[CrãzýRhîñø]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries according to the standards of today despite the date the flash was added nor the experience the author had at the time of making it.

Graphics (5) - The graphics were pretty crappy in my opinion.

Style (2) - It was a Rhino that took a shit.. a couple of guys threw rocks at it.. then the rhino transformed and threw them at the sun...

Sound (3) - Dialogue with bad voice acting..

Violence (2) - The rhino threw them at the sun.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - This was annoying.. not funny..

Overall (3) - I average and round up the scores that would count for this portal entry to give a fair enough score for the author. (grpahics, style, sound, humor).

[Ash The Dog - Episode 1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date the flash was entered nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (6) - Graphics were poor and simply done.

Style (0) - It was a Scrotum the Puppy rip off... Unoriginal...

Sound (2) - A song at the end... that's all...

Violence (7) - Dog shoots owner than an axe falls on the owner's head.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - It was a lame plot and the ideas were stolen from another flash artists.

Overall (2) - I average and round up the scores that would count for this submission to give a fair overall score.

Note to the Author: Come up with something original. Don't steal another author's ideas.

[WWF's The Rock]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was submitted nor the author's experience at the time.

Graphics (1) - They were ripped off of other places and the only contribution the artist had was some text.

Style (1) - Woopity Doo. He likes the Rock. Who cares?

Sound (1) - Some skipping music and an announcer.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None

Overall (1) - The average of the scores that would be counted for the portal entry rounded up to give a fair enough score (Graphics, Style, Sound).

Note to Author: No body cares that you like the Rock... Make something worth while. Not some lame promotion.

[1984]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions according to today's standards despite the date the portal entry was sent nor the author's experience in flash at the time.

Graphics (8) - The graphics were appropriate enough to get what the author was doing.

Style (10) - Good promotion

Sound (10) - Music fit good with this portal entry.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None

Overall (9) - I average the scores of what would be counted for this submission together and round the result up to give out a fair enough overall rating. (graphics, style, sound)

Note to Author: That was creepy!

Extra Note: What I got that was in the red text was "He who controls the future conqures the past" and "The telescreens constantly watching us." If there was more, I'm too lazy to go back and find out.