ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quest for the Muffin]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge and review reviews by the standards of today despite the date the submission was created nor the designer's experience with flash at the time of creating the submission.

Graphics: 4 - The graphics were slightly acceptable. However, it did not meet up to the "quota". They were simply done, but there was still some effort put into it. However, to create a good flash, you need to put much effort into it, more than you would like, if you want to win better appreciation.

Style: 2 - The plot of this flash didn't tie in very well. There was really not much of a plot at all. The story line made no sense and was too random. Held no humor nor much interest.

Sound: 3 - Sound effects were provided but they weren't very good. There was no background music to help set the mood and it would have done better with dialogue.

Violence: 0 -Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity: 0 - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor: 0 - I am guessing you are trying to aim to make this flash funny. However, it holds more annoyance than humor. Someone killing a muffin and randomly changing scenery is not funny at all...

Note to author: You have potential, you just need to exercise your design skills as well as your creativity for your plots and humor before really going on to display your work.

green-lotus responds:

'You have potential'
Wow. Thank you.
I am sorry that you werent pleased with it but I'll get better.

[VG Stars:Outtakes Ep.1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by the standars of today no matter the date it was submitted nor the designer's experience with flash at the time of making the submission.

Graphics: 5 - It was sort of like the game. However, it was much slower and a little sketchy which annoyed the hell out of me...

Style: 1 - One blooper... and it's Mario finding viagra mushrooms.. not really amusing unless you take "magic mushrooms"

Sound: 2 - It was rather annoying music and then it cut off in the middle of the flash. Try getting some music from the original game and make it loop if you have to.

Violence: 0 - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity: 0 - Does not apply to this submission

Humor: 0 - Like I said.. Mario finding some viagra mushroom is not funny at all. It's unoriginal and quite lame. Plus one blooper. Try to come up with better ideas and put more bloopers into your flash and perhaps it would be better. Sorry, but this wasn't funny at all.

Overall: 2 - To give fair overall scores, I average the scores that would apply to the flash video. Otherwise my overall would not be quite fair.

Extra Note: You have the potential, I'm sure. Just try to come up with funnier stuff and work on your flash skills and if you make another attempt and bloopers make more. It may take time but you need to make your submissions long enough to catch the interests of the watcher and make the humor lean towards other people's tastes if you want better reviews, scores, and make some "fans" of your work.

[remington blumb's fantasy]

Shadow Flare's Review

That was rather... disgusting. It was also annoying how the graphic style switched back and forth.. but.. it's disgusting...

[Sgt. Wanker 2 (fixed??)]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date it was added nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphic (7) - They were well done.. I just got scared of his little target practice bored so I had to bring you down three...

Style (2) - It's a guy who likes to... um.. be a wanker..

Sound (10) - Achoo! Excuse me... Sound was pretty good..

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I find it hard to think of this as funny.

Overall (5) - I average the scores that would count for this submission (Graphics, Style, Sound, Humor) and round up the result to give the author a fair enough score.

Extra Comment - You wanker...

[dont see it (same movie)]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today standards no matter the date it was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - Graphics were pretty average.

Style (2) - I don't get the plot and the sound didn't go with the motion of the lips.

Sound (2) - Sound was taken off of various movies and didn't go with the motion of the character's lips.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None

Overall (4) - I averaged the scores that would count for this submission (Graphics, Style, Sound) and rounded up the result to give the author a fair enough overall score.

[DOGGIE OUT THE WINDOW]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date they were added into the portal nor the experience the author had with flash at the time.

Graphics (7) - Graphics were okay. Average, I guess.

Style (2) - A dog is killed.. I feel as if the idea was ripped off of Scrotum the puppy..

Sound (6) - Sound effects and annoying background beat.

Violence (10) - The dog is killed.. somehow comes back to life.. killed.. somehow comes back to life.. killed.. killed...

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (1) - I thought it was funny when his tongue hit his eye and it popped out.. that's all..

Overall (4) - I average the scores that would count for this submission (Graphics, Style, Sound, Humor) and round up the result to give the author a fair enough overall rating.

[TheTruth.com Parody]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date they were added nor the experience the author had at the time.

Graphics (1) - Only a background image and some text.

Style (1) - Really quite pointless and not looked into enough.

Sound (5) - Music. Nothing more.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - Though the pointlessness of this flash was hilarious, it doesn't count.

Overall (3) - I average the scores that would count for this submission together and round up the result to give the author a fair score.. cause usually I give out zeros cause stuff sucks... (Graphics, Style, Sound)

The Truth: You need to learn to use flash properly before submitting anything.

[Collide]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date the author submitted nor their experience at the time.

Graphics (4) - Graphics are poor but they are not the worse I have seeing (i.e. stick figures, blobs you can't make out).

Style (3) - There was no plot but if you know DBZ you kind of know what they are doing.. shooting eachother! A plot would work wonders though.

Sound (0) - No sound. Which will take off from the overall because usually you need sound effects and music to make it interesting enough for the viewer.

Violence (2) - Just someone gets blasted. Not graphic at all.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None

Overall (3) - I average the scores together that would count for the submission and round up the result to give the author a fair enough overall score. (Graphics, Style, Sound)

[The Flying Scotsman]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards no matter when the flash was entered into the portal nor the author's experience with flash at the time.

Graphics (5) - Graphics were in between poor and good.

Style (1) - There was really no point to this.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (2) - All I found funny was Willie in a dress.

Overall (3) - I average the scores together that would count for this submission and round up the result to give the author a fair enough rating. (Graphics, Style, Sound, Humor)

[A SouthPark Orange]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards no matter the date it was submitted nor the author's experience in flash at the time.

Graphics (10) - Graphics were well done. Looked like the actual South Park.

Style (8) - Interesting cross over of South Park and Clockwork Orange, which is indeed a good book.

Sound (8) - Dialogue and sound effects.. it was hard to hear what they were saying sometimes, however...

Violence (3) - Some attacking..

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (7) - It was funny seeing the South Park gang being in this Clockwork Orange thing...

Overall (8) - I average and round up the scores that would be counted for this submission to give the author a fair overall score.

Extra Note: Oh, my God! You didn't kill Kenny!