ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deus 1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards despite the date that the submission was entered into the flash portal nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (5) - It seemed to have been mostly copied and pasted but there was a little the author added. It could have used more work, though.

Style (7) - The point was sent across... a Pokemon hating Vulpix that killed people.. the plot wasn't that structured, however.

Sound (3) - Had some annoying music and a few sound effects, but that's a bout the extend of it.

Violence (10) - It's a Pokemon killing Vuplix.. yeah, there's blood.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I usually fail to see the humor in murder.

Overall (5) - I average and round up the scores for the overall that counts for this submission to give out fair scores.

["One" Trailer]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards despite the date or the experience of the author.

Graphics (7) - The graphics were pretty good, especially for this period of time. It was a lot better than most.

Style (8) - The plot seemed to be structured and a good intro for the upcoming flash.

Sound (7) - The sound was pronounced, however it was sometimes difficult to hear.

Violence (0) - Not applicable

Interactivity (0) - Not applicable

Humor (0) - Not applicable

Overall (8) - I average the scores that apply to the current flash to avoid giving out unfair scores.

[Kidd eats dynamite]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date this portal entry was submitted or the experience of the author.

Graphics (2) - The graphics look like they were done by a child.

Style (1) - A kid ate dynamite.. there's not much style to that...

Sound (1) - Annoying music and a small explosion...

Violence (1) - Boom.. skull..

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - Though it was intended, I believe, it hold no humor.

Overall (1) - I average the scores and round up to give a more decent score than the zeros I keep giving out otherwise.

[Super Poo Vs. Satan]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was submitted or the author's experience.

Graphics (6) - The graphics had more effort put into it than most, but still could use work.

Style (4) - It's a piece of crap fighting the prince of darkness.. come on? You expect me to score high in that?

Sound (1) - There was one sound that repeated a couple of times...

Violence (3) - He killed Satan.

Interactivity (2) - You have to click a button on the text bubbles to continue and you had to choose one of three ways to kill Satan.

Humor (0) - I don't find a piece of shit with super powers funny.

Overall (3) - I average and round up because I would give out too many zeros otherwise.

[TRY ME!]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards no matter when the portal entry was submitted nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (5) - The graphics did not have enough time put into them. And Africa was hanging off of the world.

Style (4) - Ok.. a hacker gets shot to death and a guy's head falls off... I think I'm being generous with the style here.

Sound (2) - The beginning "music" was annoying and it made it difficult to hear what the fat guy was saying and I nearly closed out of it early for that reason.

Violence (10) - A guy got his head cut off and a hacker was shot to death.

Interactivity (0) - None. I don't count play buttons.

Humor (0) - This was annoying. Not funny.

Overall (4) - I average my scores together to avoid giving out a score too high or too low.

[Death From Above]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards, no matter the age of the entry nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (3) - The graphics didn't really have that much work put into them. They seemed kind of lame.

Style (1) - There was one line and a guy crapping on someone... that probably doesn't even deserve a one, I'm just being nice.

Sound (1) - There was one line.. and it was a little faint..

Violence (4) - A lady is killed by a giant piece of falling shit...

Inteactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - None, unless you think people crapping on eachother is funny.

Overall (2) - I average to avoid constant zeros... although this probably would well deserve a nice big 0... maybe even a negative number, if that were only possible...

PyroAV responds:

Wow, I didn't think either of the 2 pieces of shit I made still existed. Oh well, they suck.

[Clerks Whassup?]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards no matter the age of the flash.

Graphics (6) - The graphics were pretty much copied and pasted but it went okay with the movie. The mouth movements were acceptable on the characters as well and weren't as crappy as they usually are.

Style (7) - The audio fit with the graphics so it didn't seem so crappy.

Sound (8) - Audio was understandable but was difficult to hear a couple of times.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (6) - It was funny. Made me laugh. However, the wassup thing has been a little overdone.

Overall (5) - I average my scores to avoid giving out constant zeros.

[-=The Atomic Cafe=-]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards, no matter the date this was submitted.

Graphics (2) - I could tell that you didn't put much effort into making the graphics. They were too hidious to the eye to show effort.

Style (3) - You didn't put much effort into the style either. The big guy showed his ability to fly sometimes and the skeleton ending was just stupid.

Sound (6) - I could understand the stupid little song and dialogue but I just thought it was annoying..

Violence (1) - I'm guessing I should consider the ending violent.. I don't know.. plut it wasn't much so I wont rate that too high.

Interactivity (0) - There is none.

Humor (0) - I didn't find this flash very funny at all.

Overall (2) - I average to avoid giving out constant zeros.

[Cattle Mutilation]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by standards of today, no matter the date. That's life.

Graphics (4) - Though effort was put into it, it wasn't as good as it could be. Seemed like something a skilled child might be able to do with some crayons or colored pencils.

Style (3) - There wasn't a very constructed plot... just an alien shoving a probe up a cow's ass...

Sound (3) - All you got was the sound of the cow being beamed up, the probe, and the cow being dropped.

Violence (3) - The cow probing and death...

Interactivity (0) - Don't count replay buttons

Humor (0) - I don't find shoving something up a cow's ass funny.

Overall (0) - I started to average to avoid giving out constant zeros.

[Flex Style Boarding]

Needs work

Let me try something new with my review...

Graphics (4) - It seemed to have had some effort put into it but not quite enough to meet the standards of today (like music, you need to rate by to day, not the past).

Style (3) - It seemed to be slightly interesting but no much. Some of the tricks that guy did was quite impossible.

Sound (2) - The only sound you had was the background music which was rather repetative therefor annoying.

Violence (0) - Though the guy bailed a couple of times it wasn't graphic at all. He did a face plant and he didn't even have a change in expression.

Interactivity (0) - I don't count play or replay buttons as interactivity so since it's not a game nor do you do the annoying text cycling thing in this, you get a zero.

Humor (0) - Not funny at all.

Overall (2) - Even though it says "Overall" is not necessarily an average, I decided to do that anyways so I don't keep giving out zeros... even though I like to.