ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Man On Can]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (4) - The graphics were poor and needed much work.

Style (0) - The idea was unoriginal and stupid... it was a man who's head blew up while trying to take a crap... that idea was already taken and it is disgusting.

Sound (2) - You get grunting and a fart...

Violence (7) - His head blows up. I do not count this score towards the overall.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - It's a man taking a crap... how the hell is that funny? It's disgusting and annoying when put into a flash movie...

Overall (2) - I average the scores that would count for this portal entry together and round it up to give fair enough overall scores.

Note to Author: Try to be more original and come up with your own ideas.

[Pac-Man Gets Wasted]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge portal entries by today's standards despite the date it was added nor the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (7) - The characters seem to have been done by the author. They were well animated. However, the background was a picture from somewhere else.

Style (7) - Pac-Man gets high and tries to do some peer pressure on his friends. Yeah, the point gets across. It would be better if it were longer and it showed Pac-Man seeing things or something.

Sound (10) - Audible and easily understood.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (5) - Pac-Man's voice was hilarious to me.. that's about it..

Overall (8) - I average the scores together that would count for this entry and round them up so that I can give out fair overall scores.

Note to Viewer: Don't do drugs... even if a classical video game characters tries to pressure you into it, do not do it!

[Tardz Wazzup]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I jude the portal entry by today's standards despite the date it was entered nor the extent of the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (6) - The graphics were ok, but they could have used much more work.

Style (8) - Several retards doing the wassup thing.. it was a little funny, but over played so I am sketchy about giving it the full 10.

Sound (10) - Audible... not understandable, but you have sub-titles.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None I would count in rating. Did have a play, pause, FF, and RW bar, however.

Humor (6) - It was probably the funniest version of the Wassup thing I have seen. However, I still found it a little annoying as well, therefor it doesn't recieve the full score.

Overall (8) - I average the scores together that would be counted for this submission and round the result up so I can give out a fair score.

Extra Note: If you look at the stove when the original retarted guy is cooking, you'll notice that the burner that is turned on is not the one he is using... I didn't notice it at first until the second time around.

[The Zit]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today standards despite the date it was entered into the portal nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (8) - The graphcis were well done, not really gread, but pretty good.

Style (3) - The plot and point to this whole damn thing sucked.

Violence (10) - His head bursted open...

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I find it hard to find the thought that popping a zit can result into your death very amusing...

Overall (6) - I average the scores and round the result up to give out fair enough overall scores.

Note to Author: Please use proper spelling in your comments... it's very annoying when people spell like idiots...

[Hitler]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was added nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (5) - The graphics lacked. In one point, the author was too lazy to draw their own character so they pasted a picture.

Style (6) - Hitler dies in a different way than thought... but I thought the plot simply sucked.

Sound (7) - Had music and audible dialogue. However, it was hard to understand what the solider was saying.

Violence (7) - Hitler is murdered, but it isn't as gory as most people make their work.

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I found this totally stupid and not funny at all.

Overall (5) - I average the scores that count for the entry together and round them up to give a fair enough score to the author.

Comment to the Author: As Blacked_Eyed_Gothic_Chic asked... are you sure you're not a Nazi?

[The Insane Chainsaw]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by the standards of today despite the date the submission was submitted nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (6) - The graphics were done by the author, however were poor and required more time and work.

Style (7) - It didn't have much style because it was a chainsaw that came to life and killed people... but I give it extra credit because the author decided not to make anymore of these.

Violence (10) - It was a chainsaw killing a bunch of people... Yeah, it's violent... it's a damn blood bath for christ's sake...

Ineractivity (0) - None

Humor (2) - I fail to find amusment in blood bath movies... but I thought it was funny when the purse was returned and then he killed the lady..

Overall (5) - I average the scores together and round it up so I can give out fair enough scores.

[Stick Wars]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by the standards of today despite the date the portal entry was added nor the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (6) - The graphics seemed to have been done by the author. However, it lacked background and I think the stick figures are a little over done.

Style (7) - The plot was sorta set. It was funny. Darth Maul was going to fight the stick figure... and oops.. technical error..

Sound (9) - Easily audible and sound effects were added.

Violence (8) - Hehe.. Stupid stick figure...

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (6) - To hell with you stick figure! To hell!

Overall (7) - I average the scores together that count for this submission and round up so I can give out fair overall scores.

[Dr. WeedMiester ep.1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the portal entry was submitted nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (6) - The graphics were done by the author but there wasn't much action to them as there could be.

Style (2) - It was a doctor smoking and getting into a plastic bag....

Sound (4) - There was a narrator that had a very short part.

Violence (0) - Not really except for the plastic bag so I wont count this catagory.

Interactivity (6) - Given three choices of what Dr. WeedMiester could do.

Humor (0) - Didn't find this funny..

Overall (4) - I average the scores together that count for this submission and round them up to give a fair score.

Note to the Author: I would recommend completing your character and beginning your story before introducing anybody or your flash work onto Newgrounds. It would be best to finish your work first then submit it to better please people and recieve better scores.

[Tâkíñg à shít]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge by today's standards despite the date the entry was submitted nor the author's experience in flash.

Graphics (3) - The graphics were rather poor and didn't have enough effort in it.

Style (1) - The plot was a guy taking a dump... I give it one because he has something...

Sound (6) - Farting, grunting, splashing...

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (1) - Turn on the light, but I wont count that in overall.

Humor (0) - I don't find taking a crap amusing...

Overall (3) - I average the scores which would count in this flash to give out fair scores... though this flash was literally crap...

[Deus 2]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I rate by today's standards despite the date this was submitted nor the experience of the author.

Graphics (5) - Again, the graphics were taken off of somewhere else, but he threw in a little bit of his own work.

Style (7) - Point was taken... pokemon killer Vulpix hooks up with Pokemon killer Ryoko. Lame plot but he didn't make us suffer with showing them getting "jiggy with it."

Sound (4) - Just some background music.

Violence (0) - None

Interactivity (0) - None

Humor (0) - I don't find a Vulpix hooking up with Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo funny.

Overall (4) - I average the scores that apply to the movie and round up to give fair overall scores.