ShadowFlare1139's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock day 2003]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions according to the standards of today despite the date it was submitted nor the authors experience with flash at the time of making it.

Graphics (7) - The graphics were not as well done as other ones the author has made.

Style (4) - Clock.. things.. getting excited over it being clock day.

Sound (7) - Difficult to understand but you can still sort of understand the dialogue.

Violence (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (4) - I thought their cheer was kind of funny.

Overall (6) - I average together the scores that would count for the current submission and round up the result to give the author a fair enough overall score.

[Fatality Ep. 1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the experience the author had with flash at the time of making it nor the date the submission was entered into the portal.

Graphics: 3 - Mostly taken off the game, I think...

Style (1) - A guy gets cut in half with a hat... yeah?

Sound (4) - Stuff from the game..

Violence (4) - A guy gets cut in half... with a hat.... (This doesn't effect overall score)

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Overall (3) - I average together all the individual scores that matters and round up the final result to give the overall score so the author may have a fair enough rating.

Note: That was big and a long wait for such a short flash document... did you remember to compact it before you submitted it?

[Afrobot]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by the standards of today despite the author's talents with flash nor the date it was submitted.

Graphics (4) - Poorly done but had more animation than those damn dancing banana videos.

Style (2) - Not much.. bad plot with bad voice acting..

Sound (4) - Crappy voice effects, bad voice ending, and only music was some little bit at the credits.

Violence (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (0) - Holds no humor to it.

Overall (3) - I average together the scores of the parts that would count and round up to give the author a fair enough overall rating.

Television responds:

Just shut up, you humorless toadie.

[Magical Trevor]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards despite the date it was submitted nor the skill the author had at the time of creation.

Graphics (10) - Graphics were good. Had everything a flash needs and shows that the artist put work into their submission.

Style (10) - Funny.. I liked it..

Sound (10) - Music (did you do that sound, Weebl?) and had the flash go along to it.

Sound (10) - Catching song! Funny, too!

Violence (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission..

Humor (10) - I don't know why, but I was laughing my ass off at that.. perhaps it could be I got half an hour of sleep last night and got a total of seven hours in five days? Anyways, it's great!!

Overall (10) - I average all the scores that would apply to the submission and round up to give the author a fair score where it may not be otherwise.

Note: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Magical Trevor2]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by the standards of today despite the date the flash was submitted nor the author's experience with flash at the time of submitting it.

Graphics (10) - Graphics were rather good. Surprising for what I usually find on NewGrounds.

Style (4) - This flash left me going WTF?! So yeah.. that doesn't give you much points cause it wasn't a good WTF.

Sound (10) - The song was a little interesting and it's stuck in my head so I may need to use a drill in it.

Violence (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Interactivity (0) - Does not apply to this submission.

Humor (3) - Didn't find it quite funny.. but then I seem to be hard to please with humor.

Overall (7) - I average the scores, round up the result, give out overall. Possibly more fair than it would be otherwise.

Note: I need some damn coffee, I'm out of it, so I apologise for the crappy review.

[BEEBO Part 1]

Shadow Flare's Review

Note: I judge submissions by today's standards no matter the designer's experience with flash at the time of creating it nor the date it was submitted.

Graphics: - Graphics needed much work done to them. You can still tell what everything was, but work was still needed.

Style: 4 - A smoking cat.. and a guy beating him with a plunger.. and the pope likes drugs.. not much plot..

Sound: 6 - Sound was a little sketchy but understandable.

Violence: 4 - Cat attacks the guy's face and he beats the cat.

Interactivity: 0 - Does not apply to this submission

Humor: 1 - I didn't find it very funny..

Overall: 4 - I average the scores that would be counted for the submission to give the author a fair enough overall score. Otherwise, I may not be quite as fair as I would with this system.

[The Truth!]

Shadow Flare's Review

Again, I am not going to rate this, just put my input. This is indeed depressing, and quite disturbing. However, I do agree with the views it set forth. Our current president is not fit, and there is truly no question about it. However, you take a bold move in just simply putting these videos on here. I nearly got the shit beaten out of me at my school simply because I don't support Bush and I stated he shouldn't be in office and said nothing more. You question his authority publically with disturbing, graphic images and strong words. I admire you for that. Just watch your back, because there are many Bush supporters who will say every word you say is a lie and will kill you before you make others think elsewise. Those people apparently don't watch the debates (there were plenty of warning signs in the debates before Bush first took office).

Bushflash responds:

Someone had to do it. Someone had to open the ignorant people's eyes!

Thank you for your review.

[Your Tax Dollars at Work]

Dear God...

I'm not going to even bother rating this.. it just leaves me sickened and disturbed.. I really feel like I'm going to be sick... very disturbing images.. however, sadly true..

Bushflash responds:

It's the sad truth man.... The sad truth.